Big Bog Booty

Another search term that tricks hapless porn surfers into visiting this blog: "bog booty". Happens every day, because I've been writing about war booty sacrifices in bogs. At first I thought this would have something to do with gay cottaging, as "bog" is a British slang word for "toilet". "Booty" of course means, in the words of the Urban Dictionary, "butt, ass, specifically female posterior".

So I did some googling of my own. And it turns out that the bog booty surfers are not actually looking for gay materials. They're just poor typists: O is right beside I on the keyboard. What these gentlemen are really looking for is simply biiiiig booty. A sentiment with which I'm sure we all sympathise most warmly.

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