Comely and Leering
These brief messages are sublime in their abuse of the English language, attempting to entice the recipients to look at porn. Especially the inexplicable choice of adjectives -- somebody's Russian-English dictionary is clearly working overtime. Here are a few gems.
- Doo appetising Ladies doingg heavenly blowwjob?
- sophisticated Youungest Hussy in fuckingg
- cultured Teenies doiing choice blowjobb
- dishy Young Eighteen so comely and
- Young Teenies so comely and leering!
- Do you like squeamish Hussies doing excellent blowjoob?
- Do you want advisable virginn Teenie?
- prurient Schoolgiirls doing orgiastic suckinng
- darling russian squeamish Teenies here!
- Young Girls so bonnie and pulchritudinous!
- Do you like esthetic Ladies doing subtle blowjobb?
- voluptuous Just Ladies and fastidious Bitches from Your dreeam!
- Young jolly virrgins at harddcore Poorno
- gentle Girls at Porrn!
Update 7 October: You'll think I'm making this up, but today I received a spam message whose subject line read "Be A Sperm-man With Shitload Of Sperms". Err... yes, quite.
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