Salto sobrius: The evil of Kjell and Lisa

"Kjell and Lisa have been attacking me with a lot of attacks of pains, discomforts and threats against family members, relatives, some friends of mine and many others (to cause e.g. accidents, illnesses, kill certain persons and to make certain relatives of mine criminal). I have also been attacked to do things extremely slowly in my home."

"Here are some of the Satanistic attacks. In my flat's kitchen and toilet the tap was opened telepathically and water was caused to run (when I was asleep and during the day (I placed a container under the tap and these received water although I closed the tap well before leaving it)). Telepathic attacks occurred on the toilet chain and this caused water to run."

"After Lisa communicated about a fire at a flat and a couple that had been harmed, Lisa started to threaten some family members of mine. There were Lisa-like threats to cause BURNINGS in homes and on a cross. Kjell seems to have controlled a Swedish singer to get burnt a little and she had to go to a hospital. Some time after that, I was attacked to experience some heat on my body but I did not get burnt. Kjell and Lisa are harming as Satanistic beings."

Suliman Cassimjee is not a happy man. He believes that he is a victim of constant psychic attacks from two Satanists, the evil Kjell and Lisa, who seem once to have been involved in caring for Mr Cassimjee at a hospital in northern Sweden. And Mr Cassimjee is not afraid to tell the world what he is going through. He has posted voluminously on the subject to on-line discussion forums set up by opticians, mouse pad collectors, Airdale terrier aficionados and the Sierra Times to mention just a few.

Mr Cassimjee's pleas for help are heard on unmoderated forums across the net.

"I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU TO BE TOLERANT, PATIENT AND KIND DUE TO THE FACT THAT I AM ATTEMPTING TO COMMUNICATE SOMETHING THAT IS NOT EASILY EXPLAINED."

I became curious. Kjell and Lisa both have uncommon surnames, and half an hour on Google and other search engines led to some pretty interesting information.

No, they aren't Satanists. Instead, Kjell and Lisa appear to be high-ranking Scientologists. Their names appear on lists of people who have completed Operating Thetan tests on level VIII. I don't know what Kjell does these days, but Lisa works as a nurse at a home for mentally handicapped adults. Her name is actually Elisabeth. And a man with the same uncommon surname as hers has published Ett sekel med psykiatrin (2003), a two-volume work in Swedish, attacking psychiatry, Scientology's number one bugbear. Much of the book's contents are culled from the Church of Scientology's archives.

Makes you wonder how many Scientologists are working in Swedish mental care. And what the hell they're doing there.