I'm Your Man

A friend of mine asked me if I could find Leonard Cohen's "I'm Your Man" on-line somewhere. So I did a search on Allmusic to see if I could at least find a snippet of the song. Unexpectedly, this search generated an instant poem consisting entirely of song titles. Try reading it out loud without laughing! I didn't get any further than the third line before cracking up.

I'm Your Man
I'm Your Boogie Man
I'm Not Your Man
I'm Your Man '96
I'm Just Your Man
I'm Your Big Man
I'm Your Yes Man
I'm Your Love Man
I'm Your Main Man
I'm Your Loving Man
I'm Yours Man
I'm Your Candy Man
I'm Your Handy Man
I'm Your Lover Man
I'm Your Lovin' Man
I'm Your Pussy Man
I'm Your Taboo Man
I'm the Man for You
I'm Your Fellow Man
I'm Your Rockin' Man
(I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
I'm Your Puppet
I'm Your Angel
I'm Your Country Man
I'm Your Money
I'm Your Woman
I'm Your Man (G.Ü.N.T.H.E.R.)
I'm Your Travellin' Man
I'm Your Fan
I'm Your Man (Stringbean)
I'm Your Man in the Streets
I'm Your Mechanical Man
I'm Your Santa
I'm Your Sure Thing Man
I'm Yours
I'm Your Man, I'm Your Gal
I'm in the Market for You
I'm Your Master
I'm Your Monkey
I'm in Your Hands
I'm Your Fantasy
I'm Your Monster
I'm Your Man (Don't You Know?)
I'm Your No. 1 Fan
I'm a Young Man
I'm Mad at You
I'm Mad With You
I'm on Your Side
I'm Your Hoochie Coohie Man
I'm a Fool to Want You
(I'm Your) Hoochie Koochie Man [DVD]
I'm Your Hocckie Coochie Man
I'm Your Hoochie Couchie Man
I'm Your Mate
I'm a Hog for You
I'm Your Biggest Fan
I'm Your Oilman
I'm Your Sex Machine
I'm Your Superman
Baby I'm Yours
I'm Leaving You
(I'm Your) Jellyman
I'm Your Greatest Fan
When I'm With You
I'm in Love With You
I'm a Fool for You
I'm Your Girl
I'm the Zydeco Man
I'm Yours Anyhow
Baby I'm-A Want You
I'm an Ordinary Man
(I'm A) Southern Man
I'm Madly in Love With You
I'm Your Natural Woman
I'm Your Sideman

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